TWO WEEKS LATER

"I...I....I....I...," Ted stuttered, "I can't believe the results that I have come up with. The 12 guinea pigs' hearts blew up 43 seconds after digestion of the gelatin, as expected. The twenty people I pulled off the street did thoroughly enjoy the eh..."ham", of course, but the problem was, that they loved it too much! They couldn't live with the fact that we were going to let the Japanese have this "food from the gods", as they put it. And they wouldn't leave our building until we promised that we would not send the "ham" to Japan, and allow each of them to take home a crate of the "ham". And because we, the US government, promised not to send it to the Japanese we cannot use this "ham" to wipe out the Japanese. This is because the US government doesn't lie to the great citizens of this beautiful country we call home."

"Well, this is an interesting complication. I see it, as that we have no other choice then to go with Joe's plan," stated the committee chair.

"Yes sir, thank you sir!" exclaimed Joe.

"We'll set the timetable of the events to take place at three months in the future. This will, by then, be approved by the President of these United States and at that time we will choose between the two destinations of the bombs," added the head of the counsel.