PROLOGUE

SPAM. You know it. You love it. You just can't get enough of it. But, did you ever wonder where it came from? Well, if you did, then this is your lucky day! Here is the story everyone has ever wanted to know, but no one was courageous enough to tell. This story will make you cry, laugh, and bring you to the edge of your seat. Those of you with a weak heart, be warned: you may not survive through the entire story! If you wear a pacemaker, don't get too close. Just make sure you don't let any of that clear, cool gelatin roll off of your SPAM and onto these pages. It might smear the ink.